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if knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them -asimov
you will never find anyone who can give you a clear + compelling reason why we observe daylight-savings time
happiness makes up in height for what it lacks in length -robert frost
if knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them -asimov
you will never find anyone who can give you a clear + compelling reason why we observe daylight-savings time
happiness makes up in height for what it lacks in length -robert frost
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Saturday, May 31, 2003
Friday, May 30, 2003
SiXeRsGrL68: oh yeah
SiXeRsGrL68: and then i asked him [scott] if he was gay
SiXeRsGrL68: you know what that ass said?
SiXeRsGrL68: "i hardly think you're in the position to be asking me that"
Mer498: LMAO!!!!!!
fruzsina2006: i mean, lambo haha
Mer498: can u not type lmao?
fruzsina2006: i could, but i don't usually say that word
Mer498: *gasp*
Mer498: why not?
fruzsina2006: because......it's a wordy dird.
SiXeRsGrL68: unbore me
Mer498: ok. read my blog. it kicks ass
SiXeRsGrL68: i did
Mer498: oh. well then
Mer498: you could always take off all your clothes, run naked through the halls screaming that you love chickens
Mer498: thats always really fun
SiXeRsGrL68: i could....
SiXeRsGrL68: good idea
SiXeRsGrL68: brb
S: Once every decade. I don’t like Disneyland. I like Six Flags. But, oh wait, I work for Disney. Nevermind. Every time I get a break, I’m over there. They’ve got the best corn dogs in the world.
S: ...So maybe I’ll major in psychology.
b: What makes you want to get into that?
S: Because I think it helps your acting. And I just want to go to college and drink beer and stuff. So if psychology fits into that, then I’m up for it.
b: What’s with all the fondue references in the show?
S: Fondue is a big deal on set. You guys like chicken, our writers like fondue. That’s just how it is. Nobody can explain it.
b: If you were to be able to write and direct an episode, what would the storyline be?
S: Probably just Louis in a hot tub for 30 minutes.
b: With a bunch of chicks around him?
S: With a bunch of chicks and some chicken tenders. There’s 30 minutes of show for you.
b: Do you put ketchup on your chicken?
S: Yes, I do.
b: You do?
S: Yes. That’s the best.
b: Oh baby, that sounds so good. Okay, who would win in a pie eating contest: Tony Hawk or Andy Irons?
S: Uh, Aaron Carter.
b: Aaron Carter?
S: Yeah, he’d kick both their anuses. They’d be so screwed.
b: Aaron Carter the singer?
S: Yeah, he loves fruit pies anyway, because he’s a big fruit pie.
S: This is SO true. My dad had three chickens. He used to live in an RV and he devoted his whole life to a chicken named Henrietta. I swear. He was in the circus. He used to run around and light himself or rings on fire and the chicken would run through it. Or he’d put the chicken on his head and do a flip and the chicken would run from his head to his ass. It was pretty funny.
gosh fruzsina, you won't let any of us bash mrs windsor or english, but u can bash physics.
taken from frufru's blog -->Never mention the words 'great' and 'physics' in the same sentence..please...
that's totally not fair.
Thursday, May 29, 2003
Ncgringa140: i think the biggest regret i have was not eating that man's entire pie instead of just half..because he was in that bathroom for atleast another 4 or 5 minutes
Wednesday, May 28, 2003
Butterflybabe23: spp wit i beem dpom ;ate;u
Mer498: ?
Butterflybabe23: lol LOL
Butterflybabe23: lol
Mer498: what was that?
Butterflybabe23: wow my hands were in the wrong place
Mer498: lmao
I understand how you feel, or why you feel the way you do anyway, but just so you know I’m not going to support one side over the other.
I’m like Switzerland! *giggles hysterically and then cries* It’s...all...over...............hee hee hee hee.
fruzsina is kind of strange when her brain is completely drained of substance from exams...
Oh goodness. On one hand right now, I am euphorically happy---YESSSS!!!! NO MORE EXAMS!!!! But on the other hand, I feel like...hm...like a drug addict that’s just gone his first day without heroin.
thank you fruzsina. lol.
Tuesday, May 27, 2003
Mer498: omg!
Mer498: lmao
Butterflybabe23: wut?
Mer498: this is what freetranslations gave me for: quells pays comprise le frontière de la chin?
Mer498: Which understood countries the border of the chin?
Butterflybabe23: how do you say strong?
Mer498: fort
Mer498: quells pays comprise le frontière de la chin?
Butterflybabe23: o dont ask me that!
Mer498: haha
Mer498: hey, at least i remembered the word for china
ScottG159: i float like a butterfly and sting like a bee
butterflybabe23: and smell like a piece of shit
Monday, May 26, 2003
it has been physically proven that if you cannot lift up a chair while you are leaning your haid against the wall, you are a man. there are two reasons *one* *two* to prove that.
fruzsina was a man the first two times.
she is a man, and she is never going to have children.
we can find so many other things to do while "studying"....
Mer498: you must've scared scott off
SiXeRsGrL68: lol
Mer498: if you ever see him in person, he's probably gonna turn and run b/c u've messed with his head so much. its so funny
SiXeRsGrL68: haha
SiXeRsGrL68: that would be funny
SiXeRsGrL68: i dont think he likes me very much
Mer498: really *sarcasm* what makes u think that?
Mer498: ;)
SiXeRsGrL68: lol
SiXeRsGrL68: i have to take care of some business
SiXeRsGrL68: my secret stash
ScottG159: ok
ScottG159: whatever that means
SiXeRsGrL68: you wouldnt know
ScottG159: im not sure i want to
amber is a hardened crack dealer. yeah buddy.
Sunday, May 25, 2003
"There is nothing you can say in answer to a compliment. I have been complimented myself a great many times, and they always embarrass me--I always feel that they have not said enough."
--Mark Twain
i would just like to inform everyone that today is May 25, 2003.
Angel
Spend all your time waiting
for that second chance
for a break that would make it okay
there's always one reason
to feel not good enough
and it's hard at the end of the day
I need some distraction
oh beautiful release
memory seeps from my veins
let me be empty
and weightless and maybe
I'll find some peace tonight
--
in the arms of an angel
fly away from here
from this dark cold hotel room
and the endlessness that you fear
you are pulled from the wreckage
of your silent reverie
you're in the arms of the angel
may you find some comfort there
--
so tired of the straight line
and everywhere you turn
there's vultures and thieves at your back
and the storm keeps on twisting
you keep on building the lie
that you make up for all that you lack
it don't make no difference
escaping one last time
it's easier to believe in this sweet madness oh
this glorious sadness that brings me to my knees
--
in the arms of an angel
fly away from here
from this dark cold hotel room
and the endlessness that you fear
you are pulled from the wreckage
of your silent reverie
you're in the arms of the angel
may you find some comfort there
you're in the arms of the angel
may you find some comfort here.
----------------------------------------------
I will remember you
Will you remember me?
Don't let your life pass you by
Weep not for the memories
--
Remember the good times that we had?
I let them slip away from us when things got bad
How clearly I first saw you smilin' in the sun
Wanna feel your warmth upon me, I wanna be the one
--
I will remember you
Will you remember me?
Don't let your life pass you by
Weep not for the memories
--
I'm so tired but I can't sleep
Standin' on the edge of something much too deep
It's funny how we feel so much but we cannot say a word
We are screaming inside, but we can't be heard
--
But I will remember you
Will you remember me?
Don't let your life pass you by
Weep not for the memories
--
I'm so afraid to love you, but more afraid to loose
Clinging to a past that doesn't let me choose
Once there was a darkness, deep and endless night
You gave me everything you had, oh you gave me light
--
And I will remember you
Will you remember me?
Don't let your life pass you by
Weep not for the memories
--
And I will remember you
Will you remember me?
Don't let your life pass you by
Weep not for the memories
Weep not for the memories
i love you, and i miss you. im sorry i didnt get to say goodbye.
i hate you. i hate you with a passion. this is YOUR fault. you made me like this, you made me do the things im doing, and you are the one who is making my life a living hell. why can't you just leave me alone????
footnote: i would like to ask people NOT to comment on this. you dont know what you're talking about, and your misinformed advice just pisses me off. im having the WORST day i've had in a long time, and i just wanted to vent on my blog. thank you, have a nice day.
Saturday, May 24, 2003
i highly recommend to anyone who gets up before 9:00 on saturday (or knows how to use their vcr) to watch "Mystery Science Theater 3000." it is the most awesome thing there is. it takes movies that are so stupid that they're funny and adds a running commentary to make them funnier. it rocks my face.
When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ballpoint pens would not work in zero gravity. To combat the problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion to develop a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside down, underwater, on almost any surface including glass and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to 300 C.
--
The Russians used a pencil.
yes, i stole this from martha's blog, but she's a cool person so i know she won't mind. :)
Mer498: how did u think the english exam was?
Mer498: fine. dont answer me
Irafoue88: yeah. it was okay, i guess. i don't know.
Irafoue88: ha ha. i just woke up. i'm really out of it.
Mer498: really? like, from a nap?
Irafoue88: yeah........on the floor. i'm cold and sleepy
Mer498: on the floor?
Mer498: why? do u not have a bed???
Irafoue88: yeah, because i'm cool like that. no bed. i like to pretend i'm a chinese intellectual during the Cultural Revolution. call me lin yung-fao
Mer498: ok, lin yung-fao. how did you get here? are you an illegal immigrant? *gasp*
Irafoue88: no, stupid. i hitched a ride over here with some drug smugglers and i stole a visa......mr. spedding's, i think. so of course i'm legal.
the last essay i did in ten minutes. it definitely sucked.......and the first....berk. i did "honor." and halfway through, i was like, "shit, what does honor mean?" i couldn't remember. so i just rambled and shit like that. it was great.
i love rambling on english exams...
*dog is dead in the garage*
kid:"dad, where's sparkle?"
robot guy: "i quickly sold him to a farm where he'll be much happier!"
*ping*
"oh, im sorry. i thought you said 'duh da da da da da da DUM dum duuum"
hm.... guess you kinda have to hear that one...
Friday, May 23, 2003
Mer498: i got too frustrated trying to understand what was going on with english, so i drank some coffee and worked on my hair for a while
Butterflybabe23: lol
Butterflybabe23: i havent even tried to study yet
Butterflybabe23: im really bad
Mer498: lexi! the exam's TOMORROW
Butterflybabe23: im gonna get up at 7
Butterflybabe23: atleast try
Mer498: sheesh
Butterflybabe23: sheesh as in...
Butterflybabe23: ?
Mer498: "sheesh" is my word man
Mer498: im getting up at 10. i figure i'll lose study time, but think better with more sleep
Butterflybabe23: lol
Butterflybabe23: are u saying its bad that i havent studied?
Butterflybabe23: lol
Mer498: yep. somewhat. but studying has brought me no greater understanding of the books, so its not as bad as not studying for french or something
wow, i would totally be freaking out if i still hadnt studied at 11:30 the night before an exam...
evergleam498: hey
SiXeRsGrL68: sup
evergleam498: whatcha doin?
SiXeRsGrL68: what does it look like dumbass
evergleam498: hehe
evergleam498: im not a dumbass
evergleam498: im a hotass
yeah lexi, i know my butt is hott
taken from a conversation with amber.
evergleam498: you never sleep in the same place two nights in a row? certain gardening tool...
Lexi-
keep your hair long so i can play with it next year!
-what nicky leow wrote in lexi's yearbook
Velvetskylark: heh heh...midnight makes me stupid
Velvetskylark: so does crack, but i sure ain't given that up
Velvetskylark: heh heh *snort* I'm funny..he- *snort*
Wednesday, May 21, 2003
HEAD!
PANTS!
NOW!
it's a very sad thing that only katie, andriia, mary and i understand this joke. no one ever gets it when we explain... i guess i just won't explain and you guys wont understand anyway. that works....
Tuesday, May 20, 2003
"i've never had an STD, adn i really don't know very much about them. Hopefully i won't get one, i really doubt i will because im not planning on being very sexually active anytime soon, and i will become the Dali Llama and take over the world. (i'm getting closer every day!!! :)MWAHAHAHAHA. :)"
-katie's health paper. she had to bullshit her way through another inch or two. this is what happens. scary, huh. oh, and when she went to spell check it the "dali" (as in Dali lama, or llama) was spelled wrong, but "MWAHAHAHAHA" was spelled right. computers can be so stupid. go figure."
(bold=convo b/w amber and scott)
Mer498: hey
Auto response from SiXeRsGrL68: Lexi: Meredith, your butt is hot
Mer498: dude, that's totally my favorite stupid thing lexi's ever said
SiXeRsGrL68: i know!
SiXeRsGrL68: its revenge
SiXeRsGrL68: for this:
Auto response from Butterflybabe23
SiXeRsGrL68: i think i love scott. do u think i'm moving too fast?
Butterflybabe23: hell yes, u dont even know him!
SiXeRsGrL68: but i cant help it
aww how sweet amber's in love
SiXeRsGrL68: which was revenge
SiXeRsGrL68: for this:
Auto response from SiXeRsGrL68
SiXeRsGrL68:where's kenny?
Butterflybabe23:in his house
Butterflybabe23:actually he was here a sec ago for a quicky on the head bed
SiXeRsGrL68: which was revenge
SiXeRsGrL68: for this:
Mer498: u guys crack me up
Mer498: LMAO
SiXeRsGrL68:
Auto response from Butterflybabe23:AMBER AND SCOTT, KISSING IN A TREE, S-I-T-T-I-N-G! FIRST COMES LOVE, THEN COMES MARRIAGE, THEN COMES THE BABY IN THE BABY CARRIAGE!
Mer498: actually, i think I said that...
Mer498: and the order was different: baby, marriage, then love
SiXeRsGrL68: whatever
SiXeRsGrL68: scott saw them both
Mer498: haha
Mer498: i should IM him and ask when the wedding is
SiXeRsGrL68:
ScottG159: did she say that?
SiXeRsGrL68: oh yes
SiXeRsGrL68: she actually did
ScottG159: is she a lesbian?
SiXeRsGrL68: about your butt
Mer498: hahahahahahaha
SiXeRsGrL68: lol
Mer498: yeah buddy
SiXeRsGrL68: omg
Mer498: ?
SiXeRsGrL68:
ScottG159: well is she?
SiXeRsGrL68: no!!
ScottG159: oh
SiXeRsGrL68: ....
Mer498: lexi must see this sometime...
SiXeRsGrL68:
ScottG159: you're not are you?
SiXeRsGrL68: yeah i am
ScottG159: oh really
SiXeRsGrL68: i swing both ways
ScottG159: do you really
Mer498: its sooo fun playing w/ his head, isnt it
SiXeRsGrL68: sooooo fun
Mer498: hehe
SiXeRsGrL68:
SiXeRsGrL68: me and lexi arent just friends....
Mer498: haha
Mer498: lol
SiXeRsGrL68: lol
Mer498: i should im him: omg, did amber tell you what she and lexi were doing on the couch this afternoon??
SiXeRsGrL68: lol
SiXeRsGrL68: i think i scared him
Mer498: really? i wonder why. *sarcasm*
SiXeRsGrL68:
ScottG159: well thats nice
ScottG159: im going to bed see ya
Mer498: LMAO!
Mer498: you crack me up
Mer498: ooooh, he told you he was going to bed. i wonder if that was a hint
SiXeRsGrL68: lol
Mer498: amber and scott, kissing in a tree. S I T T I N G
SiXeRsGrL68:
ScottG159: well im out
ScottG159: love you
SiXeRsGrL68: byebye
lexi is making me add this as a footnote: "Butterflybabe23: I AM NOT A LESBIAN!"
Monday, May 19, 2003
OK...this is a public service announcement.
For everyone's information, the abbreviation "etc." (which stands for "et cetera") is not pronounced EK SETERA. The "t" comes BEFORE the "c," people. As you value your life and dignity, when pronouncing the aforementioned abbreviation, say it right (i.e., as follows: ET SETERA).
Thank you and have a pleasant day.
-fruzsina (taken from her blog)
Saturday, May 17, 2003
Mer498: guess what
Mer498: i just got back from dinner, and our waiter's name was phil
Butterflybabe23: o my!!!!!!!
Mer498: i didn't know phil was working
Butterflybabe23: maybe he is behind my back
Butterflybabe23: and keeping the money from me!
Butterflybabe23: you should have told him about my phil
Mer498: no...he was cute, and i didn't want him to think i was weird
Butterflybabe23: oh i know phil is cute
Mer498: lmao
Mer498: but phil's married
Mer498: to ms martin
Butterflybabe23: lol
Butterflybabe23: lmpo
Butterflybabe23: no damnit u already asked me that
Mer498: oh, sorry. i forgot who i asked
Butterflybabe23: gosh
Mer498: lol
Butterflybabe23: i am so insuleted
Mer498: lmao!
R: what are you doing?
B: satchel touched my blankie. you have to wash it now.
R: well, it'll have to wait. you can't put that in with my dress shirts.
B: why?
R: because you have to seperate the whites and the colors.
B: seperate the whites and the colors?? what are you, some kind of laundry racist?
a: wally, can you teach me how to work smarter, not harder?
w: grab an important looking document and follow me. walk briskly and pretend to be angry about what you're reading.
f: hey, asok, can you help me...? never mind.
w: as a rule, people try to avoid anyone who has more problems than they do. lesson two: make sure your shirt and your toothpaste are the same color. *points at shirt* this baby is covered with toothpaste stains, but you'd never know it.
a: wow!
w: and how often do you need to launder a shirt that smells minty?
a: never!
Velvetskylark: ok, meet me in the reception rooms & we can look 2gether!
Mer498: how bout the tag room? the reception rooms make me nervous... they remind me of my grandma's house...
Velvetskylark: ok tag room
Mer498: yay!
Velvetskylark: is ur grama stuffed & sitting on the living room couch?
Mer498: yes
Mer498: j/k
Mer498: no, but her house is decorated almost exactly like the reception rooms...its creepy
Velvetskylark: heh heh heh
Friday, May 16, 2003
Truth hurts. Maybe not as much as jumping on a bicycle with a seat missing, but it hurts.
how true....
Thursday, May 15, 2003
the all-mighty vaccuum cleaners!!
"WE SUCK!"
thats just pitiful! the vaccuum cleaners??what were they thinking...
Wednesday, May 14, 2003
what would you be if you were under the sea?
would you be big, or would you be small?
would you wish to be a jellyfish?
what kind of fish would you like to be?
boo, boo.
yeah, virginia and elizabeth know what im talkin about...
stupid laws:
Hunting camels is prohibited in Arizona.
--
In Marshalltown, Iowa, horses are forbidden to eat fire hydrants.
--
In Denver it is unlawful to lend your vacuum cleaner to your next-door neighbor.
--
In France, no pig may be addressed as Napoleon by its owner.
--
In Paris, an ashtray is considered to be a deadly weapon.
--
In Denmark, restaurants may not charge for water unless it is accompanied by another item such as ice or a lemon slice..
--
A US citizen can take possession of any foreign, uninhabited island, as long as it contains bird droppings. ( um...rrrrrright....)
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Keyboard not detected. Press F1 to continue.
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(On a bottle of hair coloring:) Do not use as an ice cream topping.
--
(On a can of easy cheese:) For best results, remove cap.
-stolen from fruzsina's blog (hope u dont mind...)
people can be so stupid sometimes....
Out of my depth-lost in the air
Falling faster like a broken elevator.
Out of my depth-lost in the dark
Waiting for the other shoe to come down hard.
--
I cannot communicate like I wish I could.
I do not deal with my problems like I know I should.
I am out of my depth.
I am out of my league.
Watching everything...just slip away from me.
--
Something bad is going to happen,
I can feel it deep inside.
There are shadows all around me
Like a bad moon on the rise.
--
I am in over my head.
I am in too deep here over my head.
I guess I should keep my opinions to myself.
I guess I'm out of my depth
--
Out of my depth right from the start
I feel like I was born with an invisible heart.
Out of my depth, seems like everyday
I can't find the words to make the good things come my way.
--
yes, I feel like I am faking it
I feel like I am wrong
I feel like I'm a guest
Like I just do not belong
--
I am out of my depth every single day
I just cannot find the words to make my monsters go away.
--
Something bad is going to happen,
I can feel it deep inside.
There are shadows all around me
Like a bad moon on the rise.
--
I am in too deep here over my head.
I should seek some professional help
Because I'm out of my depth
Yes, I'm out of my depth,
And I am slowly going out of my mind.
--
Oh, go away,
Make them go away.
Someday I know
I will make them go away.
Make them go away.
Someday I know I will make my monsters go away.
--
I am in over my head.
I should seek some professional help.
I should keep my opinions to myself.
--
I am out of my depth.
--
Yes, I am slowly going
out of my mind.
-everclear
Monday, May 12, 2003
"whoah, lookin rough there, robbo."
"meetings from 8am to 8pm. i've basically been banging my head against the wall all day."
"ha ha! yyyeah, i've been there! its called a glass door. you gotta go around it!"
"are you telling me these oatmeal raisin cookies aren't vegetarian?"
"raisins? i never said raisin."
*silence*
"dude...i'm a vegetarian."
"ok, you're probably gonna want to hold off on saying that for 8 to 12 hours..."
eeeeew!
s:"i have a game! if we were fictionary characters, who would we be? no, no, who would i be?!"
b:"two words: tweedle d-"
r:"bucky, if you can't say something nice, don't say anything at all"
s:i would be little bo peep! 'cause if there's anything i love, its sheep!"
r:"ok, satch, i'm tryin' to help you, but seriously, dude, you gotta meet me half-way..."
i love satchel...
"bucky, why don't you just go ask fungo to give your bear back? if you just apologized for trying to booby-trap his ferret flap, i bet he'd give smacky back."
"never. i have my pride."
"yyyyeah...... and the ferret still has your bear."
"what are you getting at?"
*turns to talk to satchel*
"this is going right over his head."
"are you making fun of my height?"
i love bucky...
wholelottagams: when is school out for summer
wholelottagams: ?
Mer498: um...end of may... there are 9 more school days before exams
Mer498: not that im counting or anything...
wholelottagams: eww
wholelottagams: hate salem exams
Mer498: they suck
wholelottagams: yup
wholelottagams: College Exams are soooooooooooooooo much easier
wholelottagams: you will be so Overprepared
Mer498: really?
wholelottagams: it isnt even funny
Mer498: thats good to know
wholelottagams: oh my gosh
wholelottagams: you will be like me and Chrissy
wholelottagams: you will breeze through
Mer498: yay!
wholelottagams: College
wholelottagams: Salem gives you enough preparation that you mostly play
wholelottagams: when you get out
Mer498: good
Mer498: :)
i reeeeeeeeeeeally hope she's right. if all exams are as hard as salem exams, i think i'd die. too...much...studying!!!!!
Sunday, May 11, 2003
"if she does that one more time im gonna smack her!"
*[name] comes out crying*
"i can't beleive she hit me!"
don't ya hate it when u don't know who to side with...
Saturday, May 10, 2003
sometimes i get to a point
where i dont give a damn about anything anymore
sometimes i get to a point
where i feel numb and i just don't care
sometimes i feel like i just dont care
i sit in my car and listen to the radio
i think about the past and it seems so long ago
i know the pain is slowly gonna fade
this life is gonna get better
things are gonna be better
i walk around the house gettin lost inside the old days
i see a picture-everybody's smiling...
i know i gotta keep it on the inside
i wanna get lost from my life sometimes
sit on the side and watch the world go by
i wanna get lost and i don't know why
sometimes i wanna get lost, and just dream for a while
going to the movies, yeah just the two of us
sit inside the dark and dream for a while,
our life is gonna get better
yeah, things are gonna be better
i wake up weird in the middle of the night
i walk the floor until my mind gets right
i think about the past and it makes me wanna cry
i know i gotta keep it on the inside
i am just like everyone i know
afraid of things that i dont know
afraid of ever really being alone
the only thing that ever made sense to me...
-everclear
"here, have some liver"
"no thanks, i prefer not to eat another creature's poison filter. but thats just me. bon appetit!"
"the best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want, and then advise them to do it." -harry truman
jeremy:"so you really think i should spend my summer job money on skydiving lessons?"
dad:"absolu-" "WALT!"
*man fixing toilet*
#$*! *!@%& &#^$
"what are you doing dad?"
:7 "i'm studying the acoustics of the inside of the toilet tank using various forms of profanity." :7
::thought bubble:: just when i write him off as a total doofus, he comes up with a cool hobby...
"hey Jeremy! we're going to walk down to wal-mart to buy a couple of jumbo rolls of toilet paper. wanna come along?"
"uh, no thanks."
"it'll be fun! we can count out of state license plates along the way!"
"pass"
"we might just stop at the whippy dip for sprinkle cones"
"my loss"
"are u sure? that fresh air might do you good"
*slaps forehead* "look! there isn't a fifteen year old on the planet who would be cought dead with a sprinkle cone in the toilet paper isle of walmart with his parents, ok??" ::thought bubble:: sometimes there just isnt a nice way to say these things
"just for that, im getting single ply for his bathroom."
"dude! nice hat"
"yo. i found it in my garage, if you can believe that."
"isn't it a funnel?"
"hey, i don't know designer names. if it looks good, i wear it."
Friday, May 09, 2003
fruzsina2006: blerg without the e
fruzsina2006: DUH
fruzsina2006: *scoff*
i just love it when people scoff at me
"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff." .
-Mariah Carey
paper fresh!
actually, i said "hit refresh" but we all know about her hearing problem... lol, jk frufru
fruzsina2006: eh..
fruzsina2006: ?
fruzsina2006: like the canadians
evergleam498: "eh..." what a cute quote
fruzsina2006: um rrrrrrrrrright
i love random conversations
Wednesday, May 07, 2003
Why:
Why do those with the gift of life
Die at birth and bare no light
Why are those that are able to see
More sightless and hopeless than the blind and the weak
Why do those that can speak loud and clear
Choose to speak in a voice that no one can hear
Why are those that are clever and wise
Unable to give others advice
Why do those that have wing to fly
Stay on the ground never touching the sky
Why are those that try so very hard
Unable to make it up to the stars
Why are those with money and fame
Not as blessed and rich as the poor and the lame
Why will those with a powerful hand
Find themselves sinking into the sand
And why do people hear of God’s power and might
And fail to see how He touches their life
And why will Why always be plagued with nothing more than disgust and disgrace
When all it wants is to find a place where it will forever be protected and safe
From the fears and lies of our tangled lives
--Elizabeth Bruce
Poem for a Queen
You can shed tears that she is gone
or you can shed tears that she has lived.
You can close your eyes and pray
that she’ll come back, or you can open your eyes
and see all she’s left.
Your heart can empty because
you can’t see her, or you can be full of
the love you shared.
You can turn your back on tomorrow
and live yesterday, or you can be happy
for tomorrow because of yesterday.
You can remember her and only that
she’s gone, or you can cherish her
memory, and let it live on.
You can cry and close your mind, be
empty and turn your back, or you can
do what she’d want; smile, open your
eyes, love, and go on.
"i said to go long! keep going!"
"this is as far as you can throw the ball."
"thats not true!"
"ok, i'll step closer then."
Monday, May 05, 2003
Confucious say:
-man who live in glass house should bathe in the basement.
-man who screws near graveyard is fucking near dead.
-woman who cooks carrots and pees in same pot very unsanitary.
-man who goes to bed with an itchy butt wakes up with a smelly finger.
-man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
The Lord's Prayer is 66 words, the Gettysburg Address is 286 words, there are 1,322 words in the Declaration of Independence, but government regulations on the sale of cabbage total 26,911 words.
"ellie"
*poke's ellie's shoulder*
"ellie"
*pokes her own shoulder*
"ellie!"
*thought bubble: why isn't she turning around!*
you're so funny marmar... :)
I close my eyes when I get too sad
I think thoughts that I know are bad
Close my eyes and I count to ten
Hope it's over when I open them
--
I want the things that I had before
Like a Star Wars poster on my bedroom door
I wish I could count to ten,
Make everything be wonderful again
--
Close my eyes when I go to bed
And I dream of angels who make me smile
I feel better when I hear them say
Everything will be wonderful someday
--
Promises mean everything when you're little
And the world's so big
I just don't understand how
You can smile with all those tears in your eyes
Tell me everything is wonderful now
--
Please don't tell me everything is wonderful now.
--
I go to school and I run and play.
I tell the kids that it's all okay.
I laugh aloud so my friends won't know
When the bell rings I just don't wanna go home
--
Go to my room and I close my eyes
I make believe that I have a new life
I don't believe you when you say
Everything will be wonderful someday
--
Promises mean everything when you're little
And the world is so big
I just don't understand how
You can smile with all those tears in your eyes
When you tell me everything is wonderful now
--
No, I don't wanna hear you tell me everything is wonderful now
--
I don't wanna hear you say
That I will understand someday
No, no, no, no
I don't wanna start over again
I just want my life to be the same
Just like it used to be
--
Some days I hate everything
I hate everything
Everyone and everything
Please don't tell me everything is wonderful now...
--
I don't wanna hear you tell me everything is wonderful now.
Go on and press your face
All up against the glass
Watch and wonder as the pretty things spin and burn
Swing and missing all
Almost every time
-everclear
American Girl:
She was an American girl
Raised on promises
She couldn't help thinking that there was a little more to life
Somewhere else
After all it was a great big world
With lots of places to run to
And if she had to die tryin'
She had one little promise she was gonna keep
--
Oh yeah, all right
Take it easy baby.
She was an American girl.
--
It was kind of cold that night
She stood alone on the balcony
She could hear the cars roll by
Out on four forty one like waves crashing on the beach
And for one desperate moment there
She crept back in her memory
God, it's so painful when something that's so close
Is still so far out of reach
--
Oh yeah, all right
Take it easy baby
She was an American girl.
-tom petty
You and me could have been the best friends
That we'd never had
You've done everything that you could to damage me,
damage me.
I'm walking away
I'm closing my eyes
I'm letting it go, letting it go
Hey I'm telling you now
I'm drawing the line
Don't say it again
Just keep it inside
It happened to me,
Nobody's fault, yeah nobody's fault
Hey maybe for the first time act like a grown man
Yeah keep it in...
Sunday, May 04, 2003
The hypothalamus is one of the most important parts of the brain, involved in many kinds of motivation, among other functions. The hypothalamus controls the "Four F's":
1.fighting;
2.fleeing;
3.feeding; and
4.mating.
-Psychology professor in neuropsychology intro course
I would never do crack. I would never do a drug named after a part of my own ass, okay?
-Denis Leary
You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named "Bush", "Dick", and "Colon." Need I say more?"
-Chris Rock
Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he'll have to touch it to be sure.
As a teenager it's important to know how to dress, how to act and how to talk. Just follow this simple rule: if adults hate it, you're on to something good!
A friend is like a parachute: if they aren't there the first time, chances are you won't need them again.
how true. how very very true.
I think we should take Iraq and Iran and combine them into one country and call it Irate. All the pissed off people live in one place and get it over with.
-Denis Leary
How come, in the Mini Wheat’s commercials, Sweets has a Brooklyn accent and Wheat’s has an English accent? They're attached at the back, wouldn't they have been raised in the same place?
hmm...an interesting question...thats strange...
Can't anybody who has a job go in the "employees only" doors at restaurants? Shouldn’t they be more specific and say "employees of this place only"?
interesting....someone should try that and say "but im an employee!"
-Why is it that when we are humming and then we plug our nose, our humming stops? Do people really hum through their nose, or their mouths?
-it is impossible to lick your elbow.
i bet u tried it, didn't you!!
Why is it when we laugh in school the teachers say do you find something funny? When obviously we do?
thats happened soo many times to me before...it never made sense...
SiXeRsGrL68: happy may 4!!
SiXeRsGrL68: tomorrow is cinco de mayo!
Mer498: oh joy
Mer498: i just love that cinco de mayonaise
SiXeRsGrL68: is that a joke?
Mer498: yes
SiXeRsGrL68: lol
Mer498: DUH
SiXeRsGrL68: i couldnt tell
silly amber....
If a Truck is loaded with Helium, would it weigh less than when it was empty? Wouldn't it get better fuel mileage?
Bumper Stickers:
-Faster than a speeding ticket
-If your stupid and you know it honk your horn.
-I hate bumper stickers!
-Your lucky number is 32345543423225. Watch for it everywhere
-Do unto others before they do unto you
-If everything is coming your way, then you're in the wrong lane
-0-60 in 15 minutes!
-Hey idiot- You're driving a car, not a phone booth
-Have you ever had deja vu? Have you ever had deja vu?
"We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out."
- Decca Recording Co. rejecting the Beatles, 1962
"This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us."
- Western Union internal memo, 1876
sign on a repair shop door:
WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK)
"He's a guy who gets up at six o'clock in the morning regardless of what time it is."
- Lou Duva, veteran boxing trainer
"I cannot tell you how grateful I am -- I am filled with humidity."
- Gib Lewis, speaker of the Texas House
"It is white."
- George W. Bush, when asked what the White house was like by a student in East London
"If you give a person a fish, they'll fish for a day. But if you train a person to fish, they'll fish for a lifetime."
- Dan Quayle
"Golden, Ripe, Boneless Bananas, 39 Cents A Pound."
- Ad in the "Missoulian" by Orange Street Food Farm
*ring ring*
*answers the phone*
"hello, we are unabe to come to the phone right now, so please leave a message at the sound of the click.
*hangs up the phone*
i should so do this sometime...
Paul Gauguin asked "whence do we come? what are we? where are we going?" well i don't know about anyone else, but i came from my room, i'm a kid with big plans, and im going outside. see ya later!
*leaves*
*pauses*
*comes back*
who the heck is Paul Gauguin anyway?
-calvin
"isn't it strange that evolution would give us a sense of humor? when you think about it, its weird that we have a physiological response to absurdity. we laugh at nonsense. we like it. we jthink its funny. don't you think its odd that we appreciate absurdity? why would we develop that way? how does it benefit us?"
"i suppose if we couldn't laugh at things that don't make sense, we couldn't react to a lot of life."
*silence*
"i can't tell if thats funny or reallly scary."
-calvin and hobbes
Saturday, May 03, 2003
there is a dream i used to have.
my dream swallowed me whole.
there is a bridge where i hate to go,
that is where i first saw her.
high on the bridge i seen her, red hair shining.
there is a girl i never knew.
she was my aunt virginia. they said that she,
she just disappeared. they said i look just like her.
high on the bridge i seen her dancing, waving to me there.
she smiled and raised her head then she took took to the air.
there is a dream i cant escape, my memories come back to me.
there is a hell that i cant escape, my memories come back to me
i heard the truth about it
pictures and headlines hidden away.
i heard the truth about my real mom
jumpin from the bridge that day.
now i know why ever since i was 3 years old,
been having the same nightmare,
now i know the truth about virginia,
why she took to the air.
-everclear
it can come from out anowhere, hit u when ur safe and warm.
your time is gonna come. yeah your time is gonna come.
yeah you've got those crazy blue eyes, yeah you've got those crazy blues,
all those pretty smiles-i can see them laughing at you,
your time is gonna come, your time is gonna come.
i dont wanna be your punching bag, your complacent little princess
all tragic and sad, im not gonna let you overwhelm me anymore,
no not anymore.
yeah you say you've got this bad thing, yeah you say you've got it bad.
you have broken every heart of every friend you've ever had,
someday the time will come when all your friends just go away.
i wonder why i stick around, sometimes i wish you would leave,
you say you love me forever, then you spit on me,
your time is gonna come,
i say your time is gonna come.
i dont wanna be your whipping boy,
your pathetic little loser, someone you can ignore,
im not gonna let you overwhelm me anymore,
im not gonna let you hurt me anymore,
im not gonna let you kick me anymore,
i will not let you overwhelm me anymore.
it can come from outa nowhere.
someday, someday soon,
somebody's gonna come
i hope they do this to you,
im not gonna let you overwhelm me,
i will not let you hurt me anymore,
no i will not let you hurt me anymore.
Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey:
#15: I guess of all my uncles, I liked Uncle Cave Man the best. We called him Uncle Cave Man because he lived in a cave and because sometimes he'd eat one of us. Later on we found out he was a bear.
#163: The wise man can pick up a grain of sand and envision a whole universe. But the stupid man will just lay down on some seaweed and roll around until he's completely draped in it. Then he'll stand up and go, "Hey, I'm Vine Man."
#365: Whenever you see a bunch of Italian guys talking Italian, just go up to them and start talking fake Italian. They may not understand you exactly, but at least everyone will get a nice warm "Italian" feeling.
A joke (thanks Edie)(that i stole off of fruzsina's blog):
A man walks into a bar with a lizard on his shoulder. He goes up to the bartender and asks for a drink.
The bartender goes, "What's your lizard's name?" and the guy says "Tiny."
The bartender gives a puzzled looks and says "Why is he named Tiny?"
The guy smiles and goes, "Because he's MY NEWT!"
thats a knee slapper...
Friday, May 02, 2003
Thursday, May 01, 2003
