- posted by mer @ 11:44 PM ~

 
Mer498: they [borders] also have COFFEEEEEEEEE
Mer498: i live on coffee man
Mer498: their mocha freezes rock my world
Mer498: its like, a coffee icey
Mer498: its SOOO good
Butterflybabe23: ive never had one
Mer498: i recommend them
Mer498: and almost all coffee for that matter
Mer498: EXCEPT!! orange juice coffee. i dont think you can buy it, but it it up there in my top 10 nastiest foods
- posted by mer @ 11:23 PM ~

 
taken from molli's blog. (thanks!) talking about Daredevil
CURL RIPS: it was so bad i made sculptures out of oreo pieces....and gummy worms
poekennedy: lmao
CURL RIPS: then i pretended to be godzilla and destroyed thei village and ate the worms
CURL RIPS: ...and i still didnt miss anything in the plot
:: posted by molli on 7/31/2003 12:19:10 AM because shes incredibly kickass [+]
...
CURL RIPS: Daredevil is the most horrible moie ive ever seen
CURL RIPS: ...and i used to watch barney
daredevil is a horrible movie. don't see it. don't rent it. don't even look at the cover in blockbuster.
- posted by mer @ 11:00 PM ~

 
Mer498: y'all gon make me lose my mind
Mer498: up in here
Mer498: up in here
Mer498: i LOVE that song
Butterflybabe23: thats so weird
Butterflybabe23: lol
Mer498: lol
Mer498: it is AS GOOD as some everclear songs
Mer498: now thats a compliment
Butterflybabe23: hahah
Mer498: party up y'all
Mer498: i saw the music video to right thurr by chingy today
Butterflybabe23: woohoo
Mer498: yeah buddy
Mer498: does dmx have any other songs that are as awesome as party up on other cd's?
Butterflybabe23: i have no clue
Mer498: tsk!
Butterflybabe23: im not big on dmx
Mer498: but you're my gangsta rap go-to girl!
Mer498: u should know these things!
Butterflybabe23: haha
Butterflybabe23: im not gangsta
Mer498: no, u just know gangsta rap
-------------------------------

Buterflybabe1987: grrrrr
Buterflybabe1987: poop heads
Mer498: lol
Mer498: nice insult
Buterflybabe1987: i know
Buterflybabe1987: i worked hard on that one
Mer498: i can tell
-------------------------------
So that's the best advice that I could give, is just to keep moving forward, and don't give a shit what anybody thinks, you know. Just keep moving forward and do what you have to do for you.
-Johnny Depp
- posted by mer @ 10:53 PM ~

 

- posted by mer @ 12:28 PM ~

 
Irafoue88: guess what?
Irafoue88: i mean, guess what.
Mer498: what?
Irafoue88: i set up an away message!
Mer498: yay!
Irafoue88: do you want to see it?
Mer498: yes
Irafoue88: okay, here goes!
Mer498: :)
Irafoue88: wait, how do i get it on here?
Mer498: like this:
Auto response from Mer498: *ahem*
monkey! monkey! monkey! monkey! monkey! monkey! monkey! monkey!
Irafoue88: well, i'm clicking on it, and it's not coming up.
Mer498: when you click on "away message" does it give you a list of possible away messages to choose from?
Irafoue88: yes...
Mer498: click on a choice
Auto response from Irafoue88: "L'enfer, c'est les autres." -Jean Paul Sartre.

Donc, va-t'en faire foutre!
Mer498: yay!!!!!!
Mer498: although thats very rude
Mer498: ;)
Irafoue88: yay! it finally worked!
Mer498: yess
Irafoue88: i'm so happy...i love you, mer bear
Mer498: i love you too "[edith's stolen identity]!"
Irafoue88: ha ha ha...and the best part is, she doesn't even...actually, she does know. i told her, like the dumbass i am. but i think it just sort of confused her.
Mer498: you're not supposed to TELL someone when you steal their identity!
Mer498: its like "hey! i used your credit card to buy me a new car!"
Irafoue88: true, but then, i don't want any hard feelings. i advocate, open, honest relations, even the victim/perpetrator relationship. i am afraid, however, that i must go. i need to reread Ceremony.
Mer498: WHY?????
Mer498: that book was horrible!
Mer498: it is the worst thing i have ever read cover to cover
Mer498: well, MOST of it...
Irafoue88: oh, you know...
Mer498: i skipped a few things
Irafoue88: it wasn't that bad.
Mer498: you're crazy!
Mer498: it had no plot!
Irafoue88: ha ha...but seriously, i was kidding.
Mer498: goooooooood
Irafoue88: i've actually got to read The Iliad.
Mer498: i dont think i could be friends with someone who reads Ceremony for fun
Mer498: thats almost as bad
Mer498: and three times as long
Mer498: im reading hedda gabler
Irafoue88: Sing, Goddess, of the rage of um, a man...the headstrong runner...or whatever. oh, i loved hedda gabler.
Mer498: i've only read the first act, but its pretty good so far
Irafoue88: yeah...ha ha ha, i'm going to spoil the ending!
Mer498: NOOOOOOOO!
Mer498: *covers eyes*
Irafoue88: and you can't stop me: Hedda Gabler shoots herself at the end!
Mer498: AAAAAAAH
Irafoue88: ha ha ha ha ha
Mer498: i'll ruin the Iliad for you!
Irafoue88: or, Hedda Tesman, anyway
Irafoue88: oh yeah?
Irafoue88: whatcha gonna do?
Mer498: its by the same person who wrote "the odyssey" there. i hope that ruined it for ya
Irafoue88: NOOOOOOOOO
Mer498: bwahahaha!
Irafoue88: RRRGH! I am so filled with rage now that I must quit you.
Irafoue88: farewell.
Mer498: i think i should've gone up to someone i dont like, and told them "***** dies at the end of harry potter"
Mer498: au revoir
Irafoue88: no...farebadly, evildoer.
Mer498: :-D
Irafoue88: :-P
- posted by mer @ 12:18 PM ~

 
i ran through the projects at night, hide in the dark from my friends in the light. need to know if you were really gone, need to know if you were gone for good. i know the truth about you, i know the truth about you. i know the truth, i know the truth, i know the truth about you! sometimes it gets so hard, i feel like lettin it all go, yeah lettin it all go, lettin it all go.

oh, breakup time is never easy to do. nothin ever ends the way you want it to, nothing seems to make sense now that its over, yeah now maybe we can be friends, now that you're leaving. you can be nice to me, maybe im dreaming. i'm a lot better now than just ok, maybe i am just wakin up in my own way now that its over. yeah now that its over. i wish that i could find the words to tell you to politely go fuck yourself, yeah now that its over.


- posted by mer @ 10:33 PM ~

 
poekennedy: that Im a motherfuckin P-I-M-P
poekennedy: yes meredith
poekennedy: I am a pimp
Mer498: oh yeah. molli the pimp
poekennedy: *thug nod*
- posted by mer @ 6:06 PM ~

 
she's got you menu-whipped!
- posted by mer @ 4:48 PM ~

 

- posted by mer @ 4:47 PM ~

 
Jeff, will you go get us some ice? and while you're at it, put some scotch in it.
- posted by mer @ 2:34 PM ~

 
taken from frufru's blog:
Ignorance and apathy. Yes, I agree they're killing our generation, but I just have to say this one time because I really can't help it.

I don't know and I don't care.
posted by Fruzsina
i totally agree. except for the whole, 'killling our generation' part...
- posted by mer @ 1:11 PM ~

 
Mer498: where did you find those "lightly salted" rice cakes? all i've found are plain, nacho, ranch, cheesy, etc
MiladyFireNymph: foodl ion
MiladyFireNymph: foo liom
Mer498: lol
MiladyFireNymph: FOOD LION!!!!
----
NIP/TUCK:
Mer498: the guy w/ a family was at home, eating breakfast, not exactly talking to his wife, and hottie told his parents to either "shit or get off the pot" b/c they were obviously not getting along, and the little girl said "HEY! he said the brown word!"
MiladyFireNymph: lol
MiladyFireNymph: lmao
MiladyFireNymph: lol
---
Mer498: i mean, have you ever done anything correctly after a whole bottle of red wine?
Mer498: wait. dont answer that, lol
MiladyFireNymph: lol
- posted by mer @ 1:07 PM ~

 
Mer498: oh my god!
Mer498: there really is a www.ricecake.com
Mer498: lmao!!!!
MiladyFireNymph: omg!!
MiladyFireNymph: ok... that's kinda creepy
Mer498: yeah...but its an awesome url
MiladyFireNymph: yep
go to the site: rice cake!
- posted by mer @ 11:39 PM ~

 
*also found at the bottom of the everclear blog*
totally awesome people:
PHIL: also known as lexi's butt. he was created by me (mer) typing in the wrong IM box, creating confusion, and for lexi's butt to be given a name. he has been known to do things such as dent car doors, and like people such as mr. oinky. (Butterflybabe23: phil is so over him) he is also married to mrs martin. (but we won't hold that against him) phil is also gay, but he has yet to come out to everyone. don't tell! his wife doesn't know yet! but then again... mrs martin is a man.... so tune in next week to see how this turns out!
TEHM: tehm is a sexy beast. he was created by a typo.
MR. OINKY: the pig that acts as my smiley face. he was formerly liked by phil. (see above)
STATEMEN: they aren't important. we hate them.
MARK: freaky kid from 7th grade at fcds. he didn't get a haircut all through the school year. one day when he came in w/ shorter looking hair, he was asked if he had gotten a haircut. he promptly replied "no, i washed it." also, one time he was hiding in the bushes at the mall as martha happened to walk past. he jumped out of the bushes at her, and just stood there. very strange and freaky kid. avoid him at all costs.
MY COMPUTER: my computer has yet to be named, but it is clearly established that it is a man. it is a man, because it never does what i want it to and because i turn it on so much.... if you have suggestions for his name, please contact me.
KITTY: everyone loves kitty. even when kitty leaves a "present" in your shoes. kitty was created by robin williams.
MONKEY!: monkey could be referring to the evil monkey of death. ahem. of DOOM! (PING!) or it could be referring to the monkey named jack (happy caitlin?) from pirates of the caribbean. (MONKEY!) the final meaning is from get fuzzy. monkey monkey monkey monkey! (come closer and feel the wrath of my spork!)
- posted by mer @ 11:00 PM ~

 
"destroy wayne!"
"down with wayne!"
"WAYNE, you nerd!"
"wayne must go"
"no more wayne"

the world was going down the tubes. they needed a scapegoat. they found wayne.
- posted by mer @ 10:52 PM ~

 
Mer498: dude... the varsity vball coach just called... wants to know if im gonna play pre-season
Butterflybabe23: r u?
Mer498: i dunno
Butterflybabe23: just now? isnt it late?
Mer498: i might do preseason, but im probably not gonna play the real season. its too much time, and i wanna do more theater stuff
Mer498: kinda...
Mer498: im a night owl :)
Butterflybabe23: well i mean ppl dont usually call for business this late
Mer498: lol, its not exactly business, its volleyball. thats pleasure. except when bitch cawley is involved
Mer498: oops, i mean MS cawley]
Butterflybabe23: hahahahaha
Butterflybabe23: hey its an honest mistake
Butterflybabe23: sometimes it just pops out that way
Mer498: yeah, really
- posted by mer @ 9:42 PM ~

 
Mer498: and i got to drive back to clemmons from mocksville, then back to w-s from clemmons
Mer498: :)
Butterflybabe23: woah buddy cool stuff
Butterflybabe23: did u kill anyone?
Mer498: oh yeah
Mer498: 3 pedestrians
Butterflybabe23: oo u aint got nothin on my record
Mer498: how many peeps have u hit?
Butterflybabe23: i hit a whole bundle of them crossing the street man...7..
Mer498: oooh, i'll have to work up to that standard
Butterflybabe23: haha its not standard its above average
Mer498: true dat
Mer498: lol
- posted by mer @ 9:37 PM ~

 
*sung to the tune of "i got a dollar"*
i got a permit! i got a permit! i got a permit hey, hey, hey hey!
- posted by mer @ 7:16 PM ~

 

- posted by mer @ 3:13 PM ~

 
MiladyFireNymph: [Smoochy lifts up a Cookie created by Randolph.] Randolph:
What are you, blind?
It's a cock! It's not a rocket, you sick fuck! It's a cock! Look. It's a cock and balls! A dick! Chorizo and the huevos! It's a big stiffy! It's a penis! Penis maximus! A willie! A weenie! Mr. Jiggle Daddy! The one-eyed wonder weasel! Don't you see that? It's Jimmy and the twins. Rumple Foreskin. He made this. It's made from dil-dough.
Mer498: ah
Mer498: lol
MiladyFireNymph: Bastard Son of Barney! Die! Die, stuffed ball of fluff! Illegitimate Teletubbie! Die, you Muppet from hell! Die, you foam motherfucker.
- posted by mer @ 3:01 PM ~

 
Mer498: tell her that ELIJAH WOOD IS NOT A GIRL!
Velvetskylark: she says you lie
Mer498: whats her name?
Velvetskylark: genny
Mer498: well tell GENNY that she doesn't know a sexy man from a turnip!
Velvetskylark: she says turnips are really cute
Mer498: its a lost cause. she probably doesn't like everclear either
MiladyFireNymph: lol
Velvetskylark: she says she doesn't like everclear
Mer498: tell her that she needs to get her priorities straight
Velvetskylark: 40 year old men singing turns her off
MiladyFireNymph: well tell her she's spam-sucking trailor trash
Velvetskylark: she says she knows and she still maintains that elijah is a woman
- posted by mer @ 2:29 PM ~

 
Auto response from Sftbllgrl324: i was the only one on my buddy list without an away message so i gave into peer pressure and put one up too
- posted by mer @ 2:27 PM ~

 
taken from caitlin's blog:

Mer498: i want a shoot me up elmo!
Mer498: they didn't tie him off
Mer498: gosh, if you're gonna have a druggie stuffed animal, at least do it right
- posted by mer @ 2:13 PM ~

 
Velvetskylark: H is cause he's handsome, A's cause he's alright!
Velvetskylark: R is for his raunchy radiance!
- posted by mer @ 11:41 PM ~

 
MiladyFireNymph: well cat's and dog's mouths are so much cleaner than humans
Mer498: true
Mer498: but i'd rather kiss a guy than a dog or a cat
MiladyFireNymph: their spit is antibacterial
Velvetskylark: i would so much rather kiss a guy
MiladyFireNymph: that's why it's good for a cat to lick your wounds
Mer498: yeah, but i dont have a cat anymore
MiladyFireNymph: sucks for you
Mer498: well at least i dont have a cat that weighs 20 pounds *cough* caitlin *cough*
MiladyFireNymph: lol
Velvetskylark: my cat weighes alot more than 20 pounds thank you
MiladyFireNymph: lol
- posted by mer @ 11:30 PM ~

 

- posted by mer @ 8:24 PM ~

 
this is on my wall:

- posted by mer @ 6:45 PM ~

 
THE EVERCLEAR POSTER FINALLY CAME!!!!!!
- posted by mer @ 6:40 PM ~

 
Mer498: taking it out on the world
Velvetskylark: like hitler?
Mer498: um, yes
Mer498: and bush
Velvetskylark: yeah
Mer498: he can't deal with a pretzel so he bombs iran
- posted by mer @ 1:30 AM ~

 
MiladyFireNymph: oh i wish i was an oscare mayer weiner
Mer498: that is what i'd truly like to be
MiladyFireNymph: that is what i truly want to be-e-e
Mer498: cuz if i was an oscar mayer weiner
Velvetskylark: then everyone would be in love with me
Mer498: everyone would be in love with me!
- posted by mer @ 12:08 AM ~

 
Mer498: stupid, evil, rotten, ugly computer
Velvetskylark: U-G-L-Y, you ain't got no aliby, you're ugly, yeah yeah, you're ugly
Mer498: lol
Velvetskylark: M-A-M-A. Wonder how you got that way? you're mama, yeah yeah, you're mama!
Mer498: LOL
Velvetskylark: D-A-DD-Y. you don't even know that guy. you're daddy, yeah yeah, you're daddy
Mer498: orlando bloom is a sexy beast, sexy beast, sexy beast. orlando bloom is a sexy beast, tra la la la la
Velvetskylark: who's afraid of virginia pharr? virginia pharr? virginia pharr?
Mer498: who's afraid of virginia pharr? tra la la la la

- posted by mer @ 11:26 PM ~

 
How can she not like beugious and gortiful elijah wood??
-me
- posted by mer @ 8:05 PM ~

 
Irafoue88: humphry the tug boat...did a lot of drugs and booze. so he got fired and was depressed and sunk himself in the Columbia River ( to the tune of "Frosty the Snowman," if you can make it fit )
- posted by mer @ 2:46 PM ~

 

riley smith




- posted by mer @ 2:23 PM ~

 







- posted by mer @ 2:09 PM ~

 
Mer498: tin tin
Irafoue88: j'adore tintin!
Mer498: he's awesome
Irafoue88: i will live with him in his palace in Brussels when i get out of the states
Mer498: ah, good. you know what you want to do with your life
Irafoue88: unless he's already married and he didn't tell me...the bastard!
Mer498: i will live in johnny depp's totally awesome mansion/castle in france
Irafoue88: you don't think he is, do you?
Irafoue88: help!
Mer498: you can be his mistress
Irafoue88: but living with his wife? that would seem rather awkward
Mer498: you could smother her in her sleep one day
Irafoue88: i guess if we all became Mormon...or even Muslim
Mer498: but would you want to?
Irafoue88: oh, murder! always a better alternative
Irafoue88: well...i don't know...
Irafoue88: i guess i could just settle for the captain
Mer498: i suppose
Irafoue88: but...well, we don't know for certain that he's married...perhaps he just lives a wild bachelor's life
Mer498: yes, and you could move into his bachelor pad
- posted by mer @ 1:57 PM ~

 
Velvetskylark: ceremony was a horrible book
Mer498: I HATED THAT BOOK
Velvetskylark: ME TOO
Mer498: it never did have a plot, or a resolution. it just...ended
Mer498: people drank, took a piss, hummingbird was wise. the end
Velvetskylark: lmao
- posted by mer @ 1:39 AM ~

 
Velvetskylark: that's how i feel about david
Mer498: yeah...
Mer498: but you never did anything really crazy and stupid like pick up something out of the parking lot, smell it, eat it, decide it tasted like banana, and throw it at someones car!
Velvetskylark: ew
Mer498: it really did smell like banana
- posted by mer @ 12:44 AM ~

 
Velvetskylark: no, i'm just playing dress up...trying to feel pretty
- posted by mer @ 12:43 AM ~

 
Velvetskylark: i had a salad for dinner...it was pretty good actually
Mer498: i had a chicken salad sandwich.
Mer498: it was tasty
Velvetskylark: i bet
Mer498: yep
Mer498: and potato sald
Mer498: *salad
Velvetskylark: potasto sald...nicce
Velvetskylark: dang
Mer498: elijah wood's favorite fod
Mer498: food
Mer498: what?
Velvetskylark: i speeled every word in that thing wrong
Velvetskylark: SPEELED!!!??
Mer498: LOL
Velvetskylark: HEHEHEE
Mer498: blog worthy
- posted by mer @ 12:12 AM ~

 
Mer498: tell me: to you LOVE the elijah blog the way it is right now?
Velvetskylark: why?
Mer498: so it can stay that way forever and ever?
Mer498: i hate it when people go back and change their blogs
Velvetskylark: yeah, it's good
Mer498: SWEET
Mer498: BWAHAHAHA
Mer498: been there recently?
Velvetskylark: yeah
Mer498: and you love everything about it?
Velvetskylark: yeah
Mer498: for serious?
Velvetskylark: why?
Mer498: no reason...
Mer498: you have become a much cooler person
Velvetskylark: screw you
Mer498: what?
Velvetskylark: screw you to new zealand and back,
Mer498: i thought you LOVED the blog the way it was?
Mer498: only if elijah can screw me to new zealand and back
Velvetskylark: i didn't check it THAT RECENTLY
Mer498: but you SAID
Velvetskylark: THIS IS AN ELIJAH BLOG!!!!
Mer498: it still is
- posted by mer @ 11:38 PM ~

 
poekennedy: I love carol dude
poekennedy: shes like my sister
Mer498: she's awesome
poekennedy: were the same person ya know
poekennedy: we descided this
Mer498: yeah, you both rock
poekennedy: *scrunches nose*
poekennedy: thanks buddy
Mer498: :)
poekennedy: youre pretty kickass yourself
Mer498: i know ;)
poekennedy: I wouldnt talk to you if you werent ya know
Mer498: of course
Mer498: molli can't talk to non-kickass people
poekennedy: this is very true
- posted by mer @ 11:09 PM ~

 
poekennedy: just got back from the mall
Mer498: sounds fun
poekennedy: oh yeah man
poekennedy: I got a mighty mouse shirt man
poekennedy: MIGHTY MOUSE IS THE MAN!!
poekennedy: ...mouse
Mer498: gotta love mighty mouse
poekennedy: er... y... yeah...
poekennedy: whoa dude
poekennedy: Im totally lookin at the blog right now
poekennedy: and Im talking to you
Mer498: wow
poekennedy: and its like
poekennedy: Im all meredithed up at the moment
poekennedy: its... overwhelming
Mer498: being meredithed up is a good thing tho
poekennedy: oh yeah buddy
poekennedy: you know it really is
- posted by mer @ 10:52 PM ~

 
Mer498: elijah doesnt wear a dress!
- posted by mer @ 1:13 AM ~

 
I’m not marrying a mullet at a drive thru, sitting on the back of his piece of crap motorcycle, just so we can honeymoon at the NASCAR races. [...] My standards are higher than that, darn it! Except maybe when I’m drunk.
-an excerpt from caitlins blog
- posted by mer @ 1:04 AM ~

 
Velvetskylark: go die slowly and painfully on a muffin
- posted by mer @ 12:42 AM ~

 
Mer498: why did YOU choose salem?
Velvetskylark: b/c i'm a flaming lesbain, that's why
- posted by mer @ 12:40 AM ~

 
Mer498: you'll have to come see mario rice cake
Mer498: the native american african cichlid
Mer498: *native american ITALIAN african cichlid
- posted by mer @ 12:36 AM ~

 
i is stupid
- posted by mer @ 12:04 AM ~

 

- posted by mer @ 11:49 PM ~

 

- posted by mer @ 9:54 PM ~

 
take a stress test! its really funny.
- posted by mer @ 9:40 PM ~

 

- posted by mer @ 2:30 PM ~

 


just for caitlin:

- posted by mer @ 2:28 PM ~

 






- posted by mer @ 2:23 PM ~

 

- posted by mer @ 2:16 PM ~

 

- posted by mer @ 2:16 PM ~

 

- posted by mer @ 2:14 PM ~

 

- posted by mer @ 2:11 PM ~

 
yeeeeeeaah.... there are about twenty mexicans in my front yard right now...
- posted by mer @ 12:17 PM ~

 
TODAY WAS ABSOLUTELY HORRIBLE. I WISH DAYS LIKE THIS WOULD JUST GO AWAY
- posted by mer @ 1:07 AM ~

 
Mer498: yeah, we were making out when he bit my knee...
- posted by mer @ 1:06 AM ~

 
Mer498: and what are u smoking?
Butterflybabe23: not sure man
Butterflybabe23: its good shit tho
- posted by mer @ 11:38 PM ~

 
Mer498: je veux parler à caitlin
Butterflybabe23: pourqoui?
Mer498: pour dire!
Butterflybabe23: pour dire quoo?
Butterflybabe23: ahhh
Butterflybabe23: lol
Butterflybabe23: quoooooooooo
Butterflybabe23: hehe that sounds fuuuunnny
Mer498: pour dire aux poissons
Mer498: lol
Butterflybabe23: des poissons? tu est horrible
Butterflybabe23: oh je rigole
Mer498: je sais
Mer498: je ne sais pas que je vais appeler mon nouveau poisson
Butterflybabe23: hmmm
Mer498: *nouveaux
Butterflybabe23: moi non plus
Butterflybabe23: prowler!
Mer498: je crois que "eddie" où "frodo" où "rice cake"
Butterflybabe23: pas frodo
Butterflybabe23: pas eddie
Mer498: pourquois pas?
Mer498: pourquois prowler?
Butterflybabe23: je ne l'aime pas
Mer498: il est un poisson! il ne prowl pas!
Butterflybabe23: prowler est chouette!
Mer498: oui, c'est vrai
Butterflybabe23: oui oui
Mer498: je vais penser à les noms
Butterflybabe23: d'accord
Mer498: parlons anglais maintenant
- posted by mer @ 10:54 PM ~

 
goodbye leo
- posted by mer @ 10:35 PM ~

 
"and then the grocery guy was checking her out.....i mean.. checking her items out....i mean....."
-this guy named Parker that martha knows. (taken from martha's blog)

- posted by mer @ 5:32 PM ~

 
As for your boyfriend, what kind of dumbass takes chain mail seriously? Congratulations for your new-found love, I can only imagine the deep bond two people share as a result of junk mail.
-maddox
- posted by mer @ 1:32 PM ~

 
Velvetskylark: we don't DO anything! we're just the MAPHIA! kinda like Cheney doesn't do anything, he's just the vice-president
Mer498: lol
- posted by mer @ 1:32 PM ~

 
Butterflybabe23: but thats a scary thought
Butterflybabe23: her (ms t) being a lesbian
Mer498: very scary
Butterflybabe23: man why did u put that thought in my head?!
Mer498: LOL
Mer498: i didnt mean to
- posted by mer @ 1:16 AM ~

 
MiladyFireNymph: "will you be my rice cake?" *said seductively*
- posted by mer @ 12:23 AM ~

 
Mer498: "i feel complete when i feel sick inside"
Mer498: "i need to feel like i am real inside"
Mer498: "i need to feel like i am really alive"
Mer498: "i need you to hit me and make me shake"
Mer498: "i need you to hurt me and make me beg for more"
Mer498: "you will not liek the way we live'
Mer498: when we are all alone, in this house that we call home
MiladyFireNymph: *hits mer*
Mer498: YAY!
MiladyFireNymph: *shakes mer*
Mer498: :-D
MiladyFireNymph: *hurts mer*
Mer498: MORE~!
MiladyFireNymph: oops, sorry
Mer498: lol
MiladyFireNymph: tee hee
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Velvetskylark: bogs don't admire
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my short story...so far
- posted by mer @ 11:57 PM ~

 
MiladyFireNymph: oooo! new rice cake! *LICK*
- posted by mer @ 11:56 PM ~

 
Velvetskylark: we don't DO anything! we're just the MAPHIA! kinda like Cheney doesn't do anything, he's just the vice-president
Mer498: lol
- posted by mer @ 9:18 PM ~

 
"hey mom, can we go to the olive garden tonight for dinner?"
"no, not tonight."
"why not? cuz when you're at the olive garden, you're family!"
"but when you're here, you're not at the olive garden."
-ellen and mrs scott
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"yeah, me too. man, i've eaten so many apple stickers..."
-ellen
- posted by mer @ 4:16 PM ~

 
Fuzzy Coconut! You are a fuzzy coconut. You live on Glucose and live in a tree like a crazy mofo with leprosy. You have been mistaken for a bowling ball and probably identify with the Lion King because they sing "I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts...
- posted by mer @ 11:22 PM ~

 
i found this in one of my archives... i thought i'd re-post it cuz it makes me laugh
Velvetskylark: heh heh...midnight makes me stupid
Velvetskylark: so does crack, but i sure ain't given that up
Velvetskylark: heh heh *snort* I'm funny..he- *snort*
- posted by mer @ 11:14 PM ~

 
Ding Ding! Here comes the shit-mobile. I've never seen a fire truck that needed to be shaved. I would rather be burned to death than be saved by this hairy piece of shit. F
see the pic: maddox
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PETA stands for People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals. Let's ignore for a moment that their name implies there exists a universal set of ethics, and instead let's focus on the meat of this email: PETA is "primarily concerned with preventing the suffering of living animals." Oh really? As opposed to preventing the suffering of dead animals? Good thing they clarified because I was confused and couldn't infer that when they said "animals" they didn't mean dead animals. Glad we have that cleared up, let's move on.
-maddox
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I was talking to an authentic Bush-lover. For the first time in the 2+ years he was appointed to office, I finally found one of these elusive, almost mythic people.
-maddox
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no one likes mr sniffles!
-how to lose a guy in ten days
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you can always hire half of the poor to kill the other half.
-gangs of new york
- posted by mer @ 11:24 PM ~

 
"...because he's a V.R.M.F."
"a what?"
"a very rich person."
"oh"
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Irafoue88: no, i don't like uppity mice
Irafoue88: that one sounds like a pretty damn cocky mouse
Irafoue88: he should be put in his place
Mer498: it was
Mer498: we cought it in a trap in the kitchen a week later
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bush vs. tic tacs
- posted by mer @ 1:57 PM ~

 
17,746 People agree, Keanu's ass is best heard, not seen.
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Velvetskylark: are you going to semi-formal next year?
Mer498: fuck yeah!
Velvetskylark: taking a date?
Mer498: i have no clue what im wearing or who im bringing. if anyone
Mer498: OMG!
Velvetskylark: what?
Mer498: i know who im gonna bring
Mer498: elijah wood!!!!!!!
Velvetskylark: Hahahahah?
Velvetskylark: i mean, hahahaha!
Mer498: well, aim high. thats what i say
Mer498: or low... hes kinda short
Velvetskylark: anna would kill you
Mer498: i would do it just to see her face
Mer498: even if i hated him, i woudl do it just to see her face
Mer498: and when i bring him, we'll make out right in front of her
Mer498: or anywhere really
Velvetskylark: right...go ahead and call him up mer. ask him if he wants to go to a semiformal with a 15 year old...and then ya'll can illegally get a hotel room afterwards
Mer498: works for me!
Velvetskylark: what if you got pregnant?
Mer498: then i'd have elijah's bebe
Velvetskylark: but FRODO'S havin' a bebe!
Velvetskylark: NOT YOU!!!! are you?
Mer498: we can BOTH have a baby~
Velvetskylark: you can go to lamaze class together!!!
Mer498: yes!
Velvetskylark: i have a very serious, important question i need to ask
Mer498: ok
Velvetskylark: who's the father of frodo's bebe?
Mer498: um....
Mer498: ME
Mer498: right?
Velvetskylark: but...but...ur havin' elijah's baby, but at the same time, you got frodo pregnant, which would make you a shim...
Velvetskylark: SO YOU MUST BE SANDY! MEREDITH IS YOUR SECRET IDENTITY ALTER EGO!!!
Mer498: NOOOO!
Mer498: you guessed my deep dark secret!
to see this conversation in its full version, go to the elijah blog
- posted by mer @ 1:32 PM ~

 
hey everybody. if you can, listen to the song "debonaire" by dope. its awesome. almost everclear quality. and thats quite a compliment. :)
- posted by mer @ 1:31 PM ~

 
me, caitlin, & elijah blog!
- posted by mer @ 12:51 AM ~

 
Velvetskylark: and a distraught Sandy changed his/her identity and fell in w/ Mario, who left him for Junie as soon as he murdered Arthur, and left behind a heart broken harem of trees. In desperation, Sandy/Meredith, took up with the trees b/c they REALLY needed to get laid, and then along came frodo and elijah, and now you are all pregnant, except for elijah and the trees
Velvetskylark: and Sandy/Meredith really needed to get laid too
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Velvetskylark: hence why virginia was a gay drag king
- posted by mer @ 12:14 AM ~

 
Mer498: elijah was never a tree
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Velvetskylark: ELIJAH'S SHAGGING A TREE!!!!!
- posted by mer @ 12:07 AM ~

 
Velvetskylark: i have a very serious, important question u need to ask
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art


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Velvetskylark: SHUT YOUR DIRTY MOUTH
- posted by mer @ 11:37 PM ~

 
Mer498: and im sean biggerstaff!
Mer498: :-D
Velvetskylark: if you really were, i'd be driving over to your house right now, but you're not, and i am not a lesbian, so poor meredith, will in fact have to die a virgin
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MiladyFireNymph: omg, that kept me awake the other night
Mer498: really?
MiladyFireNymph: yeah
Mer498: all i can think of is ceiling wax and ice cream sandwiches
- posted by mer @ 10:24 PM ~

 
SiXeRsGrL68: my coocoo could do that for you
- posted by mer @ 10:20 PM ~

 
Mer498: why isnt your nose 12 inches long?
SiXeRsGrL68: idk why?
Mer498: because then it would be a foot
SiXeRsGrL68: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Mer498: is that sincere laughter, or are you mocking me?
SiXeRsGrL68: im mocking you
Mer498: thats what i thought
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SiXeRsGrL68: does "guess what" have a question mark at the end?
ScottG159: no
ScottG159: its a not an interrogative statement
SiXeRsGrL68: why thank you
ScottG159: its imperative
- posted by mer @ 9:55 PM ~

 


Gorgeous and perfect.. But you care about nothing
except winning the quidditch cup.. Well we all
know you got what you desired

Which Harry Potter Character Are You?
by Toffie @ CookieWhore.Net
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